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EMI are to start court proceedings against 70's supergroup Queen.
The move follows the record label's recent losses after releasing the
new Queen album "Everyone can love to rule the world universal show
must go on greatest hits". The album features the recorded sounds of
the band mixed with the electronically simulated voice of their late
lead vocalist Freddy Mercury. Despite terrible reviews the album has
failed to get publicity on Radio One because Freddy did not attend an
interview.
A spokesman for EMI said "This is all just media hype. There is
nothing in Mr. Mercury's contract which allows him to simply go and
die without prior notice. He is just being lazy."

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The recording company has also been accused by many of inferior
sound quality due to of the electronic sampling used on the
album. In the revolutionary remastering technique every CD
cut is covered by a microscopic layer of ionised glue and then
sprinkled with clippings from Freddie's moustache found in his bin,
and then coated with a mild curry flavoured sauce. Coriander is then
liberally applied, with a sprig of holly to garnish. Fans of the band
have boycotted the record, claiming that is stinks of Garam Masala
and sounds like it has been covered in glue and some dead guy's
whiskers.
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